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latest news storiesabout politics, sport, world news all with a unique satirical flavour.

Official – John Key knows everything

and this was when Barack asked me for advice......do you think I look like Tony Soprano?The US National Security Agency spying scandal in which the US agency is accused of tapping the mobile phone of German Chancellor Angela Merkel won't go away. It is also suspected of widespread spying...

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Labour shuffling the deck chairs with Gay remit

Well this guy has to go for starters. He is not a lesbian woman from an ethnic minority.The Labour Party are suckers for punishment - you have to give them that. After their defeat in the 2008 general election they have overseen one of the most successfully inept re-election...

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Len Brown affair allegations damaging for reputation

and then I undid my trousers.....how big was it? oh about that big. Auckland Mayor Len Brown has been caught up in allegations of having an extra-marital relationship with a council employee. Freelance journalist Stephen Cook has reported on the Whaleoil blogsite today that the newly elected mayor had...

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Collins tells Judges to hurry up with judgements

This is my happy face because I am making the biggest judicial reforms in 100 years - yeah baby!!Justice Minister Judith Collins is putting judges on notice that slow delivery of reserve judgements will no longer be acceptable. She is concerned about the length of time some judgements take...

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Schools face Govt takeover if pupils fail

Me being right all the time can be tiring - for everyone.Hekia Parata today warned that Schools where children were failing exams could be taken over by the Government. She also warned that staff need to be held accountable for students' performance. School interventions - where powers are taken away...

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